Toyboy

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Say my name, well it's a bit of a joke
But it's fairly common in the twenty-somethings
Yes I know, well I was faintly amused
Because it's quite unknown amongst the thirty-somethings

Hey now, sister, why don't you look at me?
When you look at others why is it not me you see
When I am so much more beautiful
Than any of them guys that you hang out with?
Let me be your toyboy

And it's a crazy situation for a thirty second man
When a mother with a youth fixation
Takes that young man's wedding hand
And helps him down for a while
Toyboy, toyboy, how long d'you think it's going to be
Before they make us face reality?

In the morning when the video plays
You know it's time to make yourself some chips and burgers
Yes, you know it's not a nutritious meal
But it's far more healthy than those other urges

Oh, it pains me, it vexes me as well
When you're still at your age it's very hard to tell
You may not be the person you're destined to be
Throughout your lifetime
Let me be your toyboy

Toyboy, toyboy (He's only in his teens)
Don't flog yourself (But he's feeling middle aged)
It's going to be (She was a beauty queen)
So easily dealt with (In long forgotten days)

Well you know that you've got something achieved
When you're hiding down behind the tea-stained sofa
She may feel you're an embarrassing thing
But you're a proud example of a worthless loafer

Oh no, no, don't let me be in love
Please no interference from the do-gooders above
I've far too much potential to think of being happy
In this household
Let me be your toyboy