We're not impressed that you're an angel in a white-blue pinny
All we know is that you're much too skinny
We're not impressed that you saved the lepers in the black Calcutta
We must assume that you are some weird nutter
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you screw your eyes up, fire a laser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears for you
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you just have been one more hell-raiser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears all over you
Oh Mother Theresa don't be cold
Mother Theresa they've all got razors in their souls
We're not impressed that you spent your life as a humanitarian
You're just another little grey librarian
We're got impressed that you spent your days inside a haze of pity
All we know is that your story's pretty
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you screw your eyes up, fire a laser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears for you
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you just have been one more hell-raiser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears all over you
Oh Mother Theresa don't be cold
Mother Theresa they've all got razors in their souls
You only did it 'cause you know your legend's going to last forever
That's the motive of the girl's endeavour
You only did it 'cause your mummy made you feel you were not wanted
And you had to have your wishes granted
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you screw your eyes up, fire a laser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears for you
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
Could you just have been one more hell-raiser?
Mother Theresa, tell me Theresa
'Cause they're shedding tears all over you