She's so beautiful now she's gone
So delectable it seemed so wrong
I would have taken her anyway
Just the way she was yeah, any day
But she's left for a man who understands
It gets so dull when you're understanding
I don't know when I did something wrong
But it seems it's something I had my hand in
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne oh
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne
I'm a feminist but she said
That she wanted a man instead
I never I thought I was god's gift to her
I'd like to thing that it was something I deserved
Well I'm a knight in shining armour
But she turned into the snake-haired Gorgon
I'm not bitter I realise
We're all at the mercy of our sexual organs so
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne oh
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne
And understand this was something
About which I had no sense of humour
And I had never felt that way before
In spite of this I've got to feel some more
I'm not an active man I like to read
I swallowed everything in her magazines
On every problem page I seem to be the one
Who Auntie advocates for your lifetime's fun
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne oh
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne oh
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne oh
Help me out yeah help me Suzanne