Well the first time that you met
Was a time that I regret
I saw him there
In his easy chair
And I thought, okay, no sweat
But I missed the way he leered
He seduced you with his beard
Saying, "Focus in
On your positive side
And the world will become clear"
I really despise that Sigmund Freud
Who spoiled the life I used to enjoy
By making you think that all I do
Is something I do to have sex with you
It really drives me mad
He says I'm like my dad
With a touch of this
And a touch of that
And a touch of a modern fad
He's very afraid to die
Without quite knowing why
And 'cause he is
And because he's the biz
He thinks that so am I
I really despise that Sigmund Freud
Who spoiled the life I used to enjoy
By making you think that all I do
Is something I do to have sex with you
Mister Freud has found a friend
To let it be known what he intends
And if it works out, he'll see you soon
And take you to bed in the afternoon
1865
To 1939
He's ruined everybody's life
Since then
It's not just mine
And he blames your poor old mum
For something your friends have done
Wnen you're just reacting
Against the thing
When you say the thing is dumb
I really despise that Sigmund Freud
Who spoiled the life I used to enjoy
By making you think that all I do
Is something I do to have sex with you